the daily dose: double dosin

Friday, November 14, 2008

double dosin

things are going to be changing up a bit over the next few days, we're bringing on another writer to the daily dose so now not only do you get blog, but there will be mr. Blurb. Giving yuo all the blurbs a brother (or sister) can want. more content. more ways to waste time. with exam time coming i figured it was the least i could do

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bench. said...: sister? lets face the facts no sisters ready this; 5:23 PM

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The Nine Scale

Level One: This is of course the first level. Usually not too much happening at this level. Some sexy eyes, maybe a wink, level one is largely innocent touching and dirty eyes. I would also put holding hands in this level, but it's a relationship thing so it usually comes with much more.
Level Two: The first kiss, a peck on the lips or the cheek. This is frequently a good night kiss, or something along those lines. It lets both sides know that they are getting interested. Once you take the next step you get into...
Level Three-This is the make out with minimal groping, and tongue. Some heavy kissing, but nothing too serious. I'd put the DFM, Dancefloor makeout in this bracket as long as you don't go to town, or emulate Ursh and Jeezy. This would also be the likely type of make out you would feel comfortable doing in a movie theatre, or where someone might see you.
Level Four-This is the serious makeout, one that you might turn a little red if your parents walked in, in the middle of it. There is some petting, and groping but nothing really venturing below the clothes. Depending on how you feel about the Dance Floor DFMing is also possible at level four.
Level Five-This is where things start to get a little interesting. Start moving the hands under the level of outer wear, and into underwear. Some people might be comfortable "going to town" at level five but it usually takes a serious amount of tequila.
Level Six-This is what I assume to be the level that Joey and Dawson made it to on Dawson's Creek. This is some private makeout sessioning that leads to a topless girl. Usually reserved for the bedroom, and often a stage that only truthfully happens with an interuption, or a celebant someone. It still accounts for a lot of time. Some call it foreplay, I call it level six.
Level Seven-This is the level where HJ becomes the new lingo, usually something exchanged in an amorous tryst, but sometimes just lending a hand. Also can be one of the messiest levels depending on how you play it.
Level Eight-One of the most versatile levels for it's ability to be done in multiple locations, aural sensation, much like music can be highly satisfying. It also has many names, but head by any other name still means you are getting brains. And anything that can had excitement to a man and woman road trip is all good in my books.
Level Nine-Finally I'm getting nine. This scale all started up as a mistake when I was TDTT (Too Drunk Too Text,) but it is starting to catch on. Getting nine is straight up intercouse. We all learned all about it from such sources as Degrassi, Sex With Sue, and Health Class, some of us get nine a lot, some not so much. I finally understand though why Gordie Howe chose number 9, and Gretzky 99
Level 10-The rarest of the levels, this is the level that encompasses all things awesome and legendary that guys are often denied. I'm talking threesomes, making movies, or anything like that, anything you think is the next level from reg. sex is considered a 10.

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Friday, November 14, 2008

double dosin

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