Everyone hates a spilly talker! Well at least that’s what those Alexander Keith’s ads have led us to believe. Heaven forbid a drop of beer spills and that crazy old man loses his mind as if someone raided his kiddy porn stash. While this is a problem, to most sane people you don’t cry alone spilled milk, let alone spilt white Russians. Heck a little booze on your clothes just reminds you of what happened last night. In any case the real problem when it comes to spilly talking is when you start spilling your guts. Booze you can clean up. Guts leave a mess. Sometimes one that has lasting impressions, sometimes the other person might be as spilly as you.
The H2H is probably the original, people have been getting messed up and saying way too much. The good thing about this method is you rarely meet someone who will have a vivid memory of what was said and there is some reciprocity. Usually in these cases the next morning there is an unspoken agreement not to mention the chats of the previous night. Think the morning after Superbad, but not necessarily in the same bed.
The classic and always classy maybe most popular method today is drunk dialing. This method is generally good especially if dialing another drunkie. Long distance loves are kept afloat this way, these dials can also cause some serious annoyances with late night wake ups which can just piss you off. But they are a necessary evil, all though be careful here when your dialing your celly because that shit gets expensive, 100 dollars saved from long distance charges on your celly could by a lot of dollar drinks. So skype it up. It’s also great for chatting with friends across the country not just the ones that sleep with you. Just be prepared for some razzing if you call a sober friend and start raving, also its generally not a good idea to make calls while walking down Gottingen alone, after telling one of your best friends that “It’s OVER.” Chances are things get way to emotional and you will probably never live it down.
By extension of drunk dialing there is drunk txting and drunk sexting. This is always a bad call because you have the option of seeing all the stupid shit you wrote the night before in the morning. While it is often a funny experience, the other person can do the same thing and some of that stuff is not meant to see the light of day. Thankfully cell phones have implemented some sort of security feature that stops all txts from making sense when you are TDTT. (Too drunk to TXT) So you just send jibberish that no one can make any sense of.
An even worse method of spilly talking is whipping out facebooking, and msning. This is the ultimate worst forum because all ya bidness out there for the millions of creepers. And most people don’t need to see those 4:00 am wall posts professing your love, missing, sadness, or joy, looking for booty calls or just nonsense questions trying to find some kind of fucking medicine man. There is however probably the greatest potential for humour here, and you can delete some stuff but the trail is very hard to completely cover so be careful.
I am probably one of the worst offenders I know for all of these things. One to many Perrier and vodkas and I start gushing like a teenage girl at a Jonas Brothers concert. So just be warned if you don’t like spilly talkers DO not answer your phone after 2AM. One thing that can be helpful if you have an ounce of sense left when flaming on facebook or email is to pull the anger management method and write the letter, but leave it till the morning when you’ve cooled down, or sobered up. This way you get to laugh at your inner thoughts without having to share them with your latest crush.
and don’t forget the kitteh laffin when your caught. And be careful when you puke on your phone it does serious damage and smells really bad when you answer it.
The H2H is probably the original, people have been getting messed up and saying way too much. The good thing about this method is you rarely meet someone who will have a vivid memory of what was said and there is some reciprocity. Usually in these cases the next morning there is an unspoken agreement not to mention the chats of the previous night. Think the morning after Superbad, but not necessarily in the same bed.
The classic and always classy maybe most popular method today is drunk dialing. This method is generally good especially if dialing another drunkie. Long distance loves are kept afloat this way, these dials can also cause some serious annoyances with late night wake ups which can just piss you off. But they are a necessary evil, all though be careful here when your dialing your celly because that shit gets expensive, 100 dollars saved from long distance charges on your celly could by a lot of dollar drinks. So skype it up. It’s also great for chatting with friends across the country not just the ones that sleep with you. Just be prepared for some razzing if you call a sober friend and start raving, also its generally not a good idea to make calls while walking down Gottingen alone, after telling one of your best friends that “It’s OVER.” Chances are things get way to emotional and you will probably never live it down.
By extension of drunk dialing there is drunk txting and drunk sexting. This is always a bad call because you have the option of seeing all the stupid shit you wrote the night before in the morning. While it is often a funny experience, the other person can do the same thing and some of that stuff is not meant to see the light of day. Thankfully cell phones have implemented some sort of security feature that stops all txts from making sense when you are TDTT. (Too drunk to TXT) So you just send jibberish that no one can make any sense of.
An even worse method of spilly talking is whipping out facebooking, and msning. This is the ultimate worst forum because all ya bidness out there for the millions of creepers. And most people don’t need to see those 4:00 am wall posts professing your love, missing, sadness, or joy, looking for booty calls or just nonsense questions trying to find some kind of fucking medicine man. There is however probably the greatest potential for humour here, and you can delete some stuff but the trail is very hard to completely cover so be careful.
I am probably one of the worst offenders I know for all of these things. One to many Perrier and vodkas and I start gushing like a teenage girl at a Jonas Brothers concert. So just be warned if you don’t like spilly talkers DO not answer your phone after 2AM. One thing that can be helpful if you have an ounce of sense left when flaming on facebook or email is to pull the anger management method and write the letter, but leave it till the morning when you’ve cooled down, or sobered up. This way you get to laugh at your inner thoughts without having to share them with your latest crush.
and don’t forget the kitteh laffin when your caught. And be careful when you puke on your phone it does serious damage and smells really bad when you answer it.
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I'm all about drunk faxing
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